Crazy dreams...

[tsubasahome]

Nobody has crazier dreams than me.

You know how if you have something you need to do the next day, you'll dream about doing it?

I had to make an apple pie for my brother's birthday today. Last night I had a dream about trying to make this pie while everybody in the house was making huge messes in the kitchen involving raw chicken and other things that I didn't want to get anywhere near my pie. I started yelling at everybody that they KNEW I had to make this pie for days and how could they make a mess when I needed to use the kitchen, I have to get this pie done as early as possible so my brother can actually eat it, blah blah blah...and it turned out that we were all supposed to to be getting ready for a trip. Not just the family, but a bunch of people I've never seen in my life and are for some reason hanging around...including James Mason!

I had no idea why these people were sponging off my family and tagging along on our vacation(note that in real life, I haven't been on vacation in about 10 years). I went downstairs and realized that not only had they made a wreck of the basement, but James Mason pissed all over the downstairs bathroom, and we had to throw everything out!

I can see where I got this. Over the past week, I:

1. Purchased a Gallica rose called James Mason

2. Watched a video pertaining to the whole Gerard Depardieu pissing on a plane incident

3. Watched Wild Strawberries, which is probably where I got the whole going on a trip with complete strangers thing.

I'm never going to be able to watch a James Mason movie with a straight face again...

Comments

[leene-chan.livejournal.com]

He wasn't a criminal or a terrorist! He just needed to pee! XD

I thought the pie turned out pretty good, eh! :D That teaspoon of lemon zest in the filling made a big difference from last time. Also, it was good to bake the pie for that extra ten minutes. Last time the top crust was a little bit underdone.

::sings:: Betta than evah!