Breakin' the law, breakin' the law...

No, I didn't really break the law! I just had a funny dream last night where I was going to Japan(why do I have so many of these dreams? I keep having dreams about being stranded in Japan with no money)with only 1,000 yen in my pocket and for some reason, I really wanted to surprise Lauren with some yarn. So I went to a yarn shop in the airport once I was there--for some reason, I was just landing in Japan and leaving right away?--and I grabbed 3 balls of Knitting Fever Firenze yarn, which they probably don't even sell in Japan! Those of you who knit might know that that yarn is something like $9 a skein and they give you something ridiculous like 50 yards, and I really wanted more but I realized I couldn't even afford that.

So I stole it.

And I gave it to Lauren, and she was really happy, and I said to her, "I hope you like it, because I stole it!"

Let me reiterate--THIS WAS A DREAM! I'm not really a criminal! The last thing I need is some random person(probably nobody on my friends list, because I think you all know better) skimming this message and missing that part, thinking I'm owning up to a crime and reporting me to the police!