I am bored out of my skull...

Without going into too much detail, let me inform all the knitters on this list that if you are the kind of person who needs to wind their yarn into balls before you use them, NEVER wind 8 balls in one day. No matter how overwhelmed you feel by all the yarn you have. You just might not be able to knit for 3 weeks.

Or do ANYTHING that involves the use of both arms.

Feel sorrier for Lauren, because she has to do ALL the chores now. And no, I'm not happy about that!